Do you want to play the PNG government drinking game? Every time there's a student protest, you take 100 shots.

On a positive note, once Trump becomes president and burns the world to the ground, our student loan debt is essentially wiped clean

I swear I change my mind about this election every time I open up facebook. My high school friends are political geniuses!

Congress always makes me feel nostalgic for college when I waited for the last minute to do shitty work and blame anyone but myself.