Why is Peter Pan's voice so high?,"Because if someone hit your peter with a pan you'd have a high voice too!#Peter0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
PETER PIPER: honey i picked another peck of pickled peppers WIFE: [motioning to pantry already full of peppers] peter literally what the fu#Peter Piper#Peter#Marriage0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold#Peter#Disney#Animals0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party.#Peter#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.#Peter#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp