How did Barack propose to Michelle?,"He got down on one knee and said ""I don't wanna be Obama self.""#Obama0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?#Jay#Beyonce#Obama#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
OBAMA: I want to close Gitmo GOP: no OBAMA: But you haven't even GOP: no OBAMA: ... GOP: no OBAMA: I'm resigning GOP: no OBAMA: haha gotcha#Obama0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*#Obama#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp