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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A ""booquet"" of flower.

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ? I'm font of you.

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Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can "dye" his balls for Easter. He better trim the grass first.

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Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol

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Let's take a moment this Valentine's Day to think about how awkward it is for all the couples who started dating in January.

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