😄 Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can "dye" his balls for Easter. He better trim ...

Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol

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Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame.

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Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor

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My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher.

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