Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame.#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boyfriend wants me to eat loads of purple candy so I can "dye" his balls for Easter. He better trim the grass first.#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Gonna get my girlfriend a pickaxe for Valentine's Day. Because she's a Minor#Valentines#Dating#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher.#Dating#Holiday#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp