Why did the retired German soldier become a horse doctor? Because he was a Veteran Aryan

Who is the only higher ranked officer in the Chicken Army above Colonel Sanders? General Tso.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Why are Firetrucks red? There are always 4 men and 8 wheels on board, 8+4 is 12, There are 12 inches in a ruler, Queen Mary was a ruler, Queen Mary was the name of a ship, Ships go on water, Fish are in water, Fish have fins, The Fins fought the Russians in the war, The Russian flag has red on it, ........and fire trucks are always russian