Queen Mary Jokes

Another priest, minister and rabbi joke A priest, a minister and a rabbi had a meeting at a community center to discuss how to get their members to spend more time with each other. While they were there, a powerful storm came with high winds and flooding rains and the streets started flooding. Soon, they heard a knock on the door, and a man with a four wheel drive offered them a ride to safety. The minister said that he wanted to check on his family and left with the man. The priest was nervous,…

Why are Firetrucks red?,"There are always 4 men and 8 wheels on board, 8+4 is 12, There are 12 inches in a ruler, Queen Mary was a ruler, Queen Mary was the name of a ship, Ships go on water, Fish are in water, Fish have fins, The Fins fought the Russians in the war, The Russian flag has red on it ........and fire trucks are always russian

Why are Firetrucks red? There are always 4 men and 8 wheels on board, 8+4 is 12, There are 12 inches in a ruler, Queen Mary was a ruler, Queen Mary was the name of a ship, Ships go on water, Fish are in water, Fish have fins, The Fins fought the Russians in the war, The Russian flag has red on it, ........and fire trucks are always russian