A Boy On Date In BMW Car................................? A Boy On Date In BMW Car. Boy: ""I Hid Something Form You."" Girlfriend: ""What?"" Boy: ""I'm Already Married & Have Two Child."" Girlfriend: ""Ohhh, You Scared Me! I Thought The BMW Is Not Yours.""

A Husband's Generosity A group of men is at the gym club when a cellphone rings. One of the men answers: ""Yes?"" he answers ""Hun, is that you? I can hardly hear you."" ""Hello!"" ""Are you at the gym?"" ""Yes!"" ""I'm in front of the fur shop and they have this beautiful mink coat. Can I buy it?"" ""How much is it?"" ""About five thousand dollars."" ""Okay, but buy a matching purse that goes with it too my love."" ""Well, it also turns out that I stopped by the car dealership today saw they ha…

Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!""

What doctors really thinking? - This should be taken care of right away."" I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself. - ""Welllllll, what have we here...?"" He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. - ""Let me check your medical history."" I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending anymore time with you. - ""We have some good news and some bad news."" The good news is, I'm going to buy that …