50 of the least offensive jokes I know. 1. When does a car stop being a car? When it's driving down the road and turns into a driveway. 2. What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brownchickenbrowncow. *Edited to lower offense levels* 3. Why do Programmers wear costumes on Christmas? Because DEC 25 is OCT 31. *Edited to lower offense levels* 4. How do you throw a party in space? You planet. 5. Where does the king keep his armies? In his sleevies. 6. How many mosquitoes doe…

Why didn't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken 'came' in another box!

My Favorite Christmas Joke. Little girl sits on Santa’s lap. Santa: What would you like for Christmas? Little Girl: I want a Barbie and a G.I.Joe. Santa: Little girl don’t you know Barbie comes with Ken? Little Girl: No Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I.Joe.

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in