My Favorite Christmas Joke. Little girl sits on Santa’s lap. Santa: What would you like for Christmas? Little Girl: I want a Barbie and a G.I.Joe. Santa: Little girl don’t you know Barbie comes with Ken? Little Girl: No Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I.Joe.

(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in

Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)

Why can't Barbie get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box. Edit: I can't believe I have to explain this to a few people lol. It has 2 meanings... 1. He is sold in separate packaging... 2. He "comes" in another "box" AKA baby making hole 😂