My Favorite Christmas Joke. Little girl sits on Santa’s lap. Santa: What would you like for Christmas? Little Girl: I want a Barbie and a G.I.Joe. Santa: Little girl don’t you know Barbie comes with Ken? Little Girl: No Santa, Barbie fakes it with Ken, she cums with G.I.Joe.

Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a "giant child" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away.

A Mother Decides to Give her Daughter a Reward for Good Grades As a young girl is starting in a new school that is supposed to be very difficult, her mother decides to give her daughter a reward for getting good grades. ""Every quarter you get all A's I'll buy you any toy you want."" says the mother. First quarter report cards come in, little girl gets all A's. Mother takes the daughter to the Toy Store, where the daughter pics out a Barbie. The mother says same deal for next quarter, ""If you g…

Barbie and GI Joe A little girl goes to see Santa Clause at the local shopping mall. When she arrives and sits down on Santa's lap Santa asks ""What do you want for Christmas little girl?"". ""I want a Barbie and a GI Joe"" says the little girl. ""But Barbie comes with Ken"" Santa says, ""No, Barbie 'cums' with GI Joe! She fakes it with ken""