A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big ""everything under one roof"" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, ""Do you have any sales experience?"" The kid says, ""Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."" Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. ""You start tomorrow."" I'll come down after we close and see how you did."" His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. ""How many customers bo…

the old man and the carrot Once upon a time there was a carrot who got hired to help out this old guy living in Boston. He was one of those freak carrots that had little appendages growing out of his sides that he was somehow able to make function like half-hearted arms. Anyway, he hated working for this old guy-- partly because he could never understand the man with his heavy accent ... everything was like: ""Get the cah ready."" ... ""Clean my ahhctapus"" ... ""Take me to tha pahk."" It was ha…

A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked ""How long does it take to fly to Boston?"" The clerk said ""Just a minute..."" ""Thank you"" the man said and hung up.

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it, but they'll get fired if they eat it!