the old man and the carrot Once upon a time there was a carrot who got hired to help out this old guy living in Boston. He was one of those freak carrots that had little appendages growing out of his sides that he was somehow able to make function like half-hearted arms. Anyway, he hated working for this old guy-- partly because he could never understand the man with his heavy accent ... everything was like: ""Get the cah ready."" ... ""Clean my ahhctapus"" ... ""Take me to tha pahk."" It was ha…