Russian Yeltsin Joke Here's one of those great old stale Russian jokes. Quick context; Yeltsin presided over the gutting and corruption of a lot of Russian government companies. A man drives up to the Kremlin and parks his car outside. As he is getting out a policemen hurriedly flusters over and says ""You can't park there! That's right under Yeltsin's window!"" The man looks perplexed for a second but then smiles and calmly replies: ""No need to worry officer, I made sure to lock the car"" I go…

What's going on? A policeman passes a parking lot around midnight and notices a couple in a parked car. He stops to investigate and sees a man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the backseat, quietly reading a magazine. The officer knocks on the window and asks whats going on. "Listening to music," the guy says. Pointing toward the lady in the backseat, the officer asks, "And what's she doing?" "Reading a magazine, of course." "How old are you?" asks the officer. "I'm 28." "And how …

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 MPH. Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said…

5 Russian Jokes about Vodka #1 A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After Half an hour he comes again and asked again, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :) #2 A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. Aft…