5 Russian Jokes about Vodka
#1
A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After Half an hour he comes again and asked again,
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola.
After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper
- Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :)
#2
A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. Aft…