5 Russian Jokes about Vodka #1 A Gentleman comes to the shop and asked, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After Half an hour he comes again and asked again, - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Coca-cola. After one hour he comes again and asked to the shopkeeper - Give me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of... of Sprite. It seems Coca-cola makes me sick! :) #2 A patient went to a doctor. Patient was suffering from insomnia, nervous breakdown and Depression. After some checking the doctor said, Doctor: This medicine is for insomnia, this one is for nervous break-down, and also take this one for depression. Patient: Thank you very much, doctor, but do you have any other medicine besides vodka? #3 Tell us, what forces you to drink vodka every day? - Nothing. I'm a volunteer. #4 The Traffic police stops a car. Policeman asked the man, Have you drunk vodka today? Driver: No. Policeman: Breathe into the tube... Well, no alcohol is detected... Maybe the tube is broken… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it's working! #5 Two Russian friends Went in a bar and ordered beer vodka. One of them adds: - Make sure the mug glass is clean! After a minute the waiter brings two beer mugs vodka glasses and asks: - Which of you ordered beer vodka in a clean mug glass? Courtesy: http://www.flowingevents.com/2012/01/5-best-russian-jokes-about-vodka.html