How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March#Darth Vader#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting#Darth Vader Luke#Luke#Darth Vader#Holiday+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader.#Darth Vader#Marriage#Work#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't.#Darth Vader#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you know why Darth Vader was referred to as Lord Vader ? Because all the storm troopers giggled when they heard master Vader. My wife just told me this.#Darth Vader#Marriage#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp