😄 You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime ...

Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader.

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Do you know why Darth Vader was referred to as Lord Vader ? Because all the storm troopers giggled when they heard master Vader. My wife just told me this.

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What did Darth Vader tell Luke Skywalker at the dinner table? Use the fork, Luke.

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