A pregnant woman from Washington D.C., gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins: a boy and a girl! Your brother from Maryland came in and named them"" The woman thinks to herself, ""No, not my brother! He's an idiot!"" She asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise."" replied the doctor. ""Wow that…

Why do you make more money? A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is…

So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !

What did the Doctor say to the midget in the waiting room? "You're going to have to be a little patient"