🎲 Where does the vampire deposit his savings? In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his sa...

In the blood bank. And why did he like to deposit his savings there? Because everyone there helped increase his savings.

What do you call a vampire whose car breaks down 3 miles from a blood bank? A cab.

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Asking politicians to give up source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood.

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They refused to take my order just because I was wearing a dastardly Dracula cape. The people at the blood bank have no sense of humour.

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[blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN! [vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]

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