Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral? He touched a lot of people.

Teacher persuasion, failed. The children had all been photographed for their high school picture, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. ""Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say,"" There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or ""That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"" A small voice at the back of the room rang out, ""And there's the teacher. She's dead.""

An old man is on his death bed... An old man is on his death bed, and his family has come in from all over the country to be with him in his final hours. He opens his eyes, and says ""Is Ruthie here? My beautiful, loyal wife?"" ""Oh yes, my handsome prince! I'm right here!"" Ruthie replies He continues, ""...and what of my strapping boy, who always made me proud? Is he here, with that lovely wife of his?"" ""Yeah pops, we're right here"" ""...and what about those two grandkids of mine? The Micha…

Michael Jackson's latest autopsy report states that he didn't actually die at home. He died in the hospital - he was found in the children's ward having a stroke.