Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal? Darth Vader.

You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't.

Do you know why Darth Vader was referred to as Lord Vader ? Because all the storm troopers giggled when they heard master Vader. My wife just told me this.