The Polish farmer During WW2, a team of German and Soviet surveyors went through Poland to split the country. One day they found a farm placed directly over the planned border. The surveyors agreed that the border couldn't be drawn through the house, and decided to ask the farmer. - Do you want to belong to Soviet or Germany?, they asked him. After some thinking, the farmer answered - I'd like to belong to Germany. - Why is that? - Oh - I've heard the Russian winters are very cold

Geography class -Whats the capital of Germany? -Berlin teacher -Whats the capital of France? -Berlin again teacher -Whats the capital of Poland? -Still Berlin teacher -Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography! -We'll see about that

What did Germany say to France after conquering Poland? Europe next.

Country Music Album My friends don't seem to be enjoying my attempt at a Country Music album. It bothers them that the song about Germany runs straight into the song about Poland.