My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney.

Since role reversal is so popular in Hollywood right now with female Ghostbusters, Star Wars' Rey as the new Luke, a potential black or female James Bond, Disney will remake another classic with role reversal. Snow White and the 7 Little Girls. Where Snow White is an old guy whose head of hair is ""snow white"". Rumor is that Bill Clinton will be playing the lead.

I want to create a Disney channel sitcom about an irreverent Chinese kid... and name it ""That's so Wong!""

There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, ""Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, ""No, I don't really want to make the sound of a frog now."" So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, ""Will you please make a sound like a frog?"" Grandpa again says, ""No, not now. I don't really want to do that. I'm in a grumpy mood. Maybe later."" Then the third little boy come…