Why did the retired German soldier become a horse doctor? Because he was a Veteran Aryan

Who is the only higher ranked officer in the Chicken Army above Colonel Sanders? General Tso.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?,"It was General Tso and he will always be known as a chicken