Chinese Military Jokes

During the Damansky Island incident the Chinese military developed three main strategies: The Great Offensive, The Small Retreat, and Infiltration by Small Groups of One to Two Million Across the Border.

Even the best men in the Chinese military Have chinks in their armor

China's rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png

Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war?,"It was General Tso and he will always be known as a chicken

Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war? It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken