Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family? Because he was Uber busy.

Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

Him: Are you on your way? Me: Yes, this cab driver sucks! *changes outfit for the 6th time, gulps wine and requests an uber*

I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade