Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder.

So I was on a flight tonight. I was on a flight from fort Worth to Detroit. Got to our cruising altitude of 38,000 then the wing fell off. We are going down. This girl stands up in the front of the plane, hottest little white thang i have ever seen, she says I want a man to make me feel like a real women before I die. I am a pretty stellar looking gentleman so I stand up and start walking towards her. I unbutton my shirt, take it off and hand it to her, then I say iron this and get me a beer. Be…

The tragic tale of the Gregg Family. The Gregg's had drawn an unfortunate lot in life. There were 22 of them living in a small shack in Detroit, with the rest of the extended family too far and also too poor to give any aid. What's worse, only 4 of them were employed, so there were four incomes paying for 22 peoples food. The Gregg's tale came to an end one cloudy saturday. all 22 were found dead in their home. It seemed a carbon monoxide leak had caused their demise. The rest of the extended fa…

Detroit This happened on a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit. Jack was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. ""What's the matter?"" Jack asked. ""I've been transferred to Detroit, there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate."" Jack replied, ""I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says.…