So I was on a flight tonight. I was on a flight from fort Worth to Detroit. Got to our cruising altitude of 38,000 then the wing fell off. We are going down. This girl stands up in the front of the plane, hottest little white thang i have ever seen, she says I want a man to make me feel like a real women before I die. I am a pretty stellar looking gentleman so I stand up and start walking towards her. I unbutton my shirt, take it off and hand it to her, then I say iron this and get me a beer. Be…