Why Won't Michigan Governor Rick Snyder Take Any Flint Tap Water With Him Overseas In Order To Stick To His Promise That He'd Drink It For A Full Month...? Because he can't get it through the airport metal detectors.

Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead.

Ohio? More like OBYEo. (If you're from Michigan you'll understand)

Did you hear about the guy who wanted to be reincarnated as a stud? He woke up on a snow tire in Michigan.