What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

The Mexican Magician There was once a famous magician in Mexico lets call him Juan, Juan wanted to move to the U.S. but didn't have the money so he tried to sneak in. While he was climbing the fence he was spotted by the border patrol, so he hid. They told him he had until the count of Three to surrender, But Juan didn't come out of hiding so the Border Patrol counted Uno..... Dos....... *poof* He disappeared without a Tres

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because everyone who is good at running, jumping, and swimming have already made it into the U.S.

Donald Trump has begun work building a wall between the U.S. and Mexico. It's called the wetback setback.