Top Ten Worst Pickup Lines 10. You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo. 9. I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house? 8. I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me? 7. Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night! 6. What's that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met! 5. Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them. 4. Those must be space pants…

In the 70s... A Russian asks for a meeting with the President \- I would like a passport and a visa to Belgium - asks the Russian man \- But aren't you fine in Russia? - asks the president \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- So, maybe you don't like your work there? \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- Maybe it is the life there that you don't like? \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- Then it is socialism that doesn't satisfy you? \- Hm, really, I can't complain \- But now I'm confused. …

Did you pay the VISA bill? A man and a woman end up on a deserted island. He is desperate and cries:" oh, honey we're gonna die so young. Nobody will ever find us here!!!" She is very calm and relaxed. "Don't panic , dear, we'll be OK in few hours, I forgot to pay our VISA bill, the'll find us, don't worry"

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches? Visa or Mastercard?