Bill and Hilary Clinton, a boy, and an elderly man are on a plane ...when the plane starts going down. Unfortunately there was only 3 parachutes. Bill says ""I was president of the United States so i should take one."" So he grabs a chute and jumps. Hillary says ""I'm the smartest person in the world, so i should go."" So she grabs a chute and jumps. Then the elderly man says ""I've lived my life boy, you take the last chute"" The boy says ""Wait there's still two parachutes, the smartest person…