Trump & Hillary are on a boat. The boat sinks, who survives? The United States.

Bill and Hilary Clinton, a boy, and an elderly man are on a plane ...when the plane starts going down. Unfortunately there was only 3 parachutes. Bill says ""I was president of the United States so i should take one."" So he grabs a chute and jumps. Hillary says ""I'm the smartest person in the world, so i should go."" So she grabs a chute and jumps. Then the elderly man says ""I've lived my life boy, you take the last chute"" The boy says ""Wait there's still two parachutes, the smartest person…

Last summer the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination Bill put his arm around Hillary and said ""Well honey if you had stayed with him you would be the wife of a service station owner today."" She smirked …

Bill Clinton Hillary Ramrod Clinton Al Gore and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: ""Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy."" Hillary: ""Well why don't you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy."" Al: ""Why don't you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy."" Tipper: ""Why don't we all jump out the …