Hillary Clinton speaks to the schoolchildren Teacher: Class please welcome Hillary Clinton today. She will answer your questions. Hillary: Hello class. Who has the first question? *Johnny raises hand* Johnny: My name is Johnny. I have 3 questions. - Why did you lie about Benghazi? - What was in those emails you deleted? - And does your pattern of corruption mean we can never trust you? *The recess bell rings and the children return 40 minutes later.* Hillary: Ok. Where were we? Who has a …

Donald and Hillary go into a bakery .. Donald and Hillary go Into a Bakery on the Campaign Trail As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie.” I will definitely win the election. Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you…

How does a snail win a race? It runs against Hillary.

Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.