The Mystery Gang have a quiz night. Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy and Scooby decide to have a quiz, and split into two teams. Fred is the quizmaster. Velma and Daphne are in one team, Shaggy and Scooby in the other. Fred: Okay, Daph and Velma, Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? Scooby: Rhino! Fred: I know you do, Scooby, but wait your turn. twitter.com/0point5twins

Fred has 3 red balls and 5 blue balls in a bag. How many balls does Fred have? 10.

Can someone please explain this joke? Q. What do you call a bald teddy? A. Fred bear I don't get it.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator? He wanted cold cuts.