"Mom! I'm going out!" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose? Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love? Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up étouffée? A roooooooux!

Why does my son Richard like playing in the mud? Because he then becomes filthy Rich.