Falklands veteran A British officer spotted a busker in the London Underground with a sign that read: ""VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR."" The officer thought, ""Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!"" Feeling sorry for a fellow veteran, he took 20 out of his wallet and gave it to the busker. The officer was then greeted with a hearty: ""Gracias, Senor!""

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from Air Force fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. ""Obviously the Air Force knows there's no such thing as a 'perfectly good aircraft'"" the irritated officer finally countered one afternoon ""because they pay you bastards four times as much to stay in one as the Army pays its men to jump."" ""You've got it all wrong Major"" an Air Force sergeant replied. ""The Army figures anyone stupid enough to jump out …

Falklands veteran A British officer spotted a busker in the London Underground with a sign that read: "VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR." The officer thought, "Poor chap, I was there and it was awful!" Feeling sorry for a fellow veteran, he took £20 out of his wallet and gave it to the busker. The officer was then greeted with a hearty: "Gracias, Señor!"

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