Terry received a call from the coroner, who wanted to talk about his wife's recent death. Terry told him the sad story: "We were on the fourth hole, and Lily, my wife, was standing on the ladies' tee about thirty yards ahead of the men's tee when I hit my drive. From the sound when the ball hit her head and the way she dropped like a stone, I knew instantly that she was dead. God knows where the ball ended up!" "I see" said the coroner. "Well that explains the injury to her head but what about the ball that was wedged up her rectum?" "Oh," explained Terry. "That was my provisional." HAIR