What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope. I have finally found what the best thing before sliced bread was – massive sandwiches. Jimmy Carr We don't eat dolphins because they're cute and intelligent. If a dolphin was ugly and tasted good, we'd be eating it by the truckload. No one would care. The only negative thing that ever happened to a tuna was that it was born butt ugly and it mixes well with mayo. David Cross