Your Mama's So Ugly you're dad first met her at the pound! 3962. Your Mama's So Ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her and her parents! 3963. Your Mama's So Ugly she tied a pork chop around her neck and the dog still wouldn't play with her! 3964. Your Mama's So Ugly if she were a scarecrow, the corn would run away! 3965. Your Mama's So Ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym! 3966. Your Mama's So Ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints! 3967. Your Mama's So Ugly when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains! 3968. Your Mama's So Ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras! 3969. Your Mama's So Ugly she has to creep up on water to get a drink! 3970. Your Mama's So Ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her! 3971. Your Mama's So Ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars! 3972. Your Mama's So Ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock! 3973. Your Mama's So Ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on! 3974. Your Mama's So Ugly we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation! 3975. Your Mama's So Ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie face down! 3976. Your Mama's So Ugly Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant! 3977. Your Mama's So Ugly her face is like a peice of modern art you can't tell what it is! 3978. Your Mama's So Ugly Medusa is jealous! 3979. Your Mama's So Ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel! 3980. Your Mama's So Ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!! 3981. Your Mama's So Ugly she has to creep up on her makeup! 3982. Your Mama's So Ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries!