Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade! 3761. Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider! 3762. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal- Mart and landed on Target! 3763. Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats. 3764. Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. 3765. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up!