Moses an God were golfing one day as they get to the final hole, etween the hole and God was a water trap. So God asks Moses to hand him his iron. Moses says, "I really think you should use the putter." God replies, "Just hand me the iron." God makes his first shot and it lands in the water. He looks at moses and says, "Will you go retrieve my ball?" So Moses walks down to the water parts the waters and retrieves his ball. They continue the same pattern three more times until Moses finally refuses to go retrieve the ball. When God goes down to the water to retrieve it an older couple walk by and say, "We have been watching the whole entire time who does he think he is God or something?" and Moses replies, "No Tiger Woods."