There's a church running out of funding Because their beliefs aren't popular anymore. They're very conservative, and the members are very loyal. There isn't another church like them in any nearby town, and they don't want to let their members down. The church is run by friars sworn to be completely devout to the church and work nowhere else, but they can't afford it anymore. A few friars get together and decide that they should open up a flower shop. They also decide not to tell the head of the …

Florida lawmaker Randall Thompson is forced to resign after it is revealed he spent taxpayer money on expensive footwear for his wife. I guess Randall mishandled his panhandle sandal scandal.

When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall an old rancher stood up. ""Ah think we should keep the old truck"" he said. ""We can use it for all them false alarms!""

A group of guys went fishing. After each had enjoyed their catch, they were sitting around chatting about the number of fishes each caught. Kent said he caught 10, Randall said he caught 15, Homer said he caught 28, Winston remained quiet for a moment, then said without counting, "I think I have so many that I can't put them in one pile!"