Kent Jokes

Cinderella & Clark Kent would be a fun couple. Any time she took off her shoe or he took off his glasses, it'd be: "Who the hell are you?!"

One Sunday morning, Father Micheal wakes up, looks at the azure sky and thinks to himself, Sod it! Think I will call in a sicky and go and play golf. He calls his Curate and tells him he feels terrible to have to cut out of his Sunday services, but he is really sick. The Devil turns to God and asked ""Are you going to let hime get away with this blatant dereliction of duty?"" ""Nope."" Replied God. ""Just watch and learn."" Father Micheal decided that he aught to drive a distance away so he isn'…

A group of guys went fishing. After each had enjoyed their catch, they were sitting around chatting about the number of fishes each caught. Kent said he caught 10, Randall said he caught 15, Homer said he caught 28, Winston remained quiet for a moment, then said without counting, "I think I have so many that I can't put them in one pile!"