Gary and Neville are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Neville smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around. He says, “Hey, you shit your pants?” Gary says, “No.” He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Neville stops his horse and turns around. He then says, “Are you sure you did not shit your pants?” Gary says, “Yes, I am sure.” They keep going and now the smell is getting…

Neville: “You must have a wonderful memory to keep all that knowledge in your head.” Paul: “Yes, I never forget when it is once in my head.” Neville: Well, how about the $50 I lent you sometime back?” Paul: “Ah, that’s different. I put that in my pocket!”

It was their 25 th Wedding Anniversary. The man of the house started out to his office as usual. “Neville” his wife called, “Don’t you know what day this is?” “Yes, really I do”, said Neville. “Well, how are we going to celebrate it?” asked his wife. “I don’t know Olivia”, said Neville, scratching his head in confusion, “How about two minutes of silence!?”