Alex: “Why did you throw the butter outside?” Gary: “Because I want to see Butterfly!”#Gary#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Guy: Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"? Gary: [filling a canteen with hotdog water] Nobody calls me that.#Gary#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. "Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"#Gary#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[wedding] Priest: repeat after me Groom: after me P: ... [to bride] is he serious Bride: no his name is gary#Gary#Marriage#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!#Gary#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp