The inventor of the toilet must've had a rough time at his presentation. "Oh here comes Gary with his poop throne idea"

[wedding] Priest: repeat after me Groom: after me P: ... [to bride] is he serious Bride: no his name is gary

FOR CHRISSAKES, GARY - WE JUST ROBBED A DAMN BANK! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO TEACH YOUR NIECE HOW TO DRIVE!

"Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."