😄 Mother: “Won’t it be nice when baby brother starts to talk?” Gary (rather jealous): “What does he wa...

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Mother: “Won’t it be nice when baby brother starts to talk?” Gary (rather jealous): “What does he want to talk for? He gets everything he wants by just crying!”

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Joke ID: 01KKTFTMMWM79QFQWF7NGS4H5E

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