""Walter"" - the jokes nobody seems to get. There once was a man named Walter who was terribly depressed. His job of 20 years had just laid him off, his wife was leaving him, his eldest son had just been sent to prison, and he had been diagnosed with terminal cancer. Walter dealt with it for as long as he could, but as his problems got worse and worse, he decided he couldn't take it anymore, and jumped off a bridge to his death. Walter's body was found due to it getting caught between some rocks…

Why men don't write advice columns... Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbours daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours daughter is 22. We have been marri…

A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband Walter Smith. Saint Peter said ""We have five million Walter Smiths. Give us a little clue."" The woman said ""My Walter is bald and has blue eyes and he said that if I ever slept with another man he'd turn over in his grave."" Saint Peter motioned an angel forward. ""Take her to Turning Walter!""

Helicopter Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.” Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” Once again Ethel replied, “W…